This Is the Post That Shows You I'm Lovable

So it's 2016!!11!! What did you all do for NYE? I had a wicked awesome time with my friends from home and we got so wavy but it was all good because we had fun playing drunk Twister and then Stacey got her head stuck in a bin lid. Here's a photo before things got a bit messy, just to rub it in your face that I'm really sociable and my squad is better than yours. #squadgoals #bingate #lefthandblue

Now I'm sorry to get all serious on y'all but 2015 was a very tough time for me. I chipped a nail (it was my favourite nail!!!) and to top it all off, my selfish sister sat on my favourite sunglasses! Now how will I pretend I'm outside sunbathing on a deck chair when I'm really in my bedroom with a lamp on my face?! I know you're probably sympathising with me a ton right now, but what I'm getting at here is that you should all remember to stay positive guys! I haven't shown anyone yet (hi mum) but to make myself stay constantly happy and ban myself from feeling any other emotion ever, I got this neat little tattoo on my wrist! Notice how the 't' is a cross because I'm not religious at all but it looks totes cute, right? What do you guys think?! Tell me in the comments below! #bigunveiling #deathofahashtag

Last week marked an important cornerstone in my life, I hit 1 million zombies followers! I'd like to take the time to not only promote my new clothes line but to thank my supporters. Without you guys I wouldn't be where I am today and although I have more money than sense (and am generally sorted for the rest of my life), I still think it's important to lull you into a false sense of security and act like I need your loyalty. I really appreciate all the love and support.